What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How should I handle my co-worker (he’s 15 years older than me) who often subtly belittles me and push his work to me?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Next, they tried...

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Still no good.

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They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

No go.

Do many women shave their vaginas?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

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