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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:48

So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Still no good.
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
No go.
Do many women shave their vaginas?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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